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13 Signs You've Joined the Wrong Dojo
« Thread Started on Jan 23, 2007, 6:04pm »

The Top 13 Signs You've Joined the Wrong Martial Arts School

13. Your dojo's symbol is a bull’s-eye

12. First demonstration consists of falling to the floor, and crying

11. Frequent pauses while instructor tearfully stops to right his spilled pocket protector

10. The gis are old hospital scrubs

9. The homework is always just to watch a Jackie Chan movie

8. The techniques are only effective if your attacker is one of the Three Stooges

7. Instructor's low fees enhanced by take from one-on-one "pop quizzes" in dark alleys

6. Bow form is done with pool cues

5. Local muggers gather in the parking lot waiting for class to end

4. Your instructor tries to sell you Amway products

3. You take yourself to the mat 4 out of 5 times simply trying to tie your belt on

2. Sensei's "ancient Chinese secret" required notifying the neighbors when he moved in.

and the Number 1 Sign You've Joined the Wrong Martial Arts School...

1. Did Confucius ever really say he was "going to open up a can of whoop-ass" on someone?

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Re: 13 Signs You've Joined the Wrong Dojo
« Reply #1 on Jan 25, 2007, 11:05pm »

Those would definitely be some key signs. Any good instructor doesn't teach falling to the ground and crying until at least middle green belt.

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